Message #46911

[forestman]

Dear Tom,

As the seats are covered in a very nice perforated leather then I would have to insist on you wearing an approved make of incontinence underwear, at least for the journey down after which the required level of control should have been reached.

A very pretty Eastern European care worker from the local old people's home recommends a rubberised make with a brand name of "Cack Catchers" which are available via discrete enquiry on an under the counter basis from most good chemists or can be sent under plain packaging through the post.

Regards, Adrian.