Message #34163

[Joey Silver / Si Zhouyi 義周司]

   
       A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.  A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.  Very upset, he approached him and said:  'Moshe, have you lost your mind?!  Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?'
                             
      Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find?
      -  Jews being persecuted,
      -  Israel being attacked,
      -  Jews disappearing through assimilation and  intermarriage,
      -  Jews living in poverty;
 I got so depressed!
                             
       So I switched to the Arab newspaper.  Now what do I find?
       -  Jews own all the banks,
       -  Jews control the media,
       -  Jews are all rich and powerful,
       -  Jews rule the world.
 The news is so much better!'

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
Joey