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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2014, 12:00:26 am »

Hi  All   Grin

Seems   the  joke- a - day  is  a  hit !   Smiley

Let's  keep  all the   jokes  in this  thread  so  we  can  all  enjoy them

SH1T  .... there   goes  my  control-freak  nature   yet  again    Cheesy

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Parrots....

 I have  walking   buddy    who  had   such a    vast  amount  of  jokes  that  he  could  conjurer  up  any  joke  on  any  subject  at  a  millisecond   notice

But  one  his  best  was  this  parrot  joke:

A  Man  went  into  a pet   shop  to  buy    pet  parrot

He  chose  a  beautiful  parrot    sitting  on its  perch  and   asked  the  price

The  pet-shop  owner   said   that the  parrot  previously   belonged  to sailor   and  therefore  had   a  very
"nasty/rude'"  vocabulary  

But  the    pet  shop-owner   said  that the  parrot  had   recently   been  "converted"  and    that  henceforth  it's  language   was  "clean"

So the   customer said    to the  parrot  " Say the  rosary  on one  leg"  as   a  test

And  the  parrot   duly  did  it ,   said  the  rosary  ,  on one leg

The  customer  was   duly    surprised    and  paid  the  price  

Then  the   parrot  said:

"Ask  for  the  other  leg  and  I  fall  off the  f ******g  perch !"

 Grin
 
 Cheers

Peter

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