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Joey Silver / Si Zhouyi 義周司
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« on: August 24, 2014, 07:54:14 am »

Dear Peter,
    Funny! Though in the version I heard, it was the Angel Gabriel, sent by G-D...

   Here is one of my late mom's favourite jokes. I'm not sure I've told it before, and it's better with a Yiddish accent in parts:
   
    Larry King is hosting Col. Neil Armstrong on Larry King Live, in honour of 30 years since the moon landing.
LK: "What a great statement! One small step for a man; one giant leap for Mankind!"
NA: "I'm sorry, but that's not what I said."
LK: "But tens of millions heard you!"
NA: "No. I said "One small step for a man; one giant leap for Manny Klein!"

LK: "Who is Manny Klein?"
NA: "Manny Klein was my Jewish tailor from NYC. 15 years before the moon landing, I was having a suit made. Manny looked depressed. I asked him, "Manny, what's wrong?"
He replied,"Capt. Armstrong (I was a Captain then), I am having problems with my wife Rosie! I said to her, "Rosie (I said), we are having problems with our sex life, and we need to try some new things!" She asked me, "What new things, Manny?" I said,"We should try Oral Sex, maybe Anal Sex?"
  She said," You want Oral?! You want Anal?! When a man walks on the moon, you'll get Oral and Anal!!!"

Joey
 
   
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Joey Silver (Si Zhouyi 義周司), collecting snuff bottles since Feb.1970

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